Late-Night hosts spoke about Donald Trump's extensive social posts and Taylor Swift's new album announcement.
Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers opened in the late evening on Tuesday with a summary by Donald Trump's efforts to take over the U -Bahn police in Washington DC. During the announcement on Monday that the Federal Government would use National Guard forces in the city, Trump said that the residents would feel safe to buy a newspaper. “You think I have to go to the shop to buy a newspaper? Is that delivered immediately after my milk?” Meyers laughed.
During the same press conference, Trump also discussed his upcoming meeting with Vladimir Putin and said: “I think it will be good, but it could be bad.” “Only Trump talks about a peace conference like a new Marvel film,” said Meyers, adding: “Look, you have Chris Evans back and the worst-case scenario, the place has AC.”
In a contribution last week about social truth social, Trump promoted a book about the attack in his life last summer, but missed the name of the author. “Don't take it personally, he also missed the name of his wife,” said Meyers, pointing out that Trump Melania also called “Melanie” about the social truth.
“At that point, we should only be happy that he can manage his own – oh right, it can't.”
In a further contribution to the truth -social, Trump said that the democratic congress member Jasmine Crockett has a “low (very !!!) IQ” and she should do a cognitive test, similar to the thing I recently done, while I knew my “physical” in our large military hospital in Washington DC. “
“Do you mean Walter Reed?” said Meyers and referred to the famous military hospital in which Trump was subjected to this test. “There is nothing better than brag about their cognitive skills because they forget the name of the famous place where they carried out their dementia test.”
Trump added that he “adhered to” the cognitive test, “something that is rarely seen”.
“Okay, it's another test to make sure you have no brain damage,” said Meyers. “It is the written version of a box referee that holds up three fingers. He doesn't do that if it seems to be good!”
And during a meeting last week, the former New York governor Andrew Cuomo compared his relationship with Donald Trump with a “dysfunctional marriage”.
“Well, you know what else is one?” Meyers said next to a photo of Trump and Melania.
Jimmy Fallon
In the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon reacted excitedly to the news of Taylor Swift's new album. The singer confirmed her 12th album the Life of a Showgirl at 12:12 p.m. on August 12th in a teaser trailer for the new podcast of New Heights, which was organized by her friend Tracis Kelce and his brother Jason. “Americans are how, wait … there is good news out there?” Fallon joked. “I don't know what to do with myself!”
“Seriously, we all need Taylor Swift,” he continued, “because without her music and its goods we do strange things like our labubu collection.”
The announcement caused Swift's website to crash “and then out of habit, including ticketmaster,” joked Fallon.
“From now on we do not know the exact publication date, but we know that nobody else publishes music that day,” he added.
In political news, the White House confirmed that Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin in the city of Anchorage, Alaska, would take place. “The temperatures should be cloudy and in the 50s,” said Fallon. “Or as Putin put it: beach weather, baby!”
The White House also said that the meeting with Putin would be a “hearing exercise” for Trump. “And we all know that listening and moving Trump's are two favorite things,” said a skeptical Fallon. “It should go well.”
For his part, Trump said that he “would probably know in the first two minutes” whether a deal with Putin for peace in Ukraine is possible, which was not invited to the summit. “It is reassuring when a president talks about ending a war like a tinder date,” joked Fallon. But this time makes sense, he added, “because according to Stormy Daniels, two minutes are a lot”.