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At some point in the last 24 hours I felt something changed in me. After all, mercury is declining. But today I found that this has nothing to do with planetary configurations and everything with my personal sun and my stars: Jason Momoas Bart.
On Wednesday, the 45-year-old actor shaved his perfect beard to promote his aluminum water bottle company Mananalu. If you feel particularly masochistic on this hot Thursday, you can see the massacre video form.
“I have launched @Mananalu to eliminate a disposable plastic. Now we take it even further and work with our team at @GetBoomerangwater to bring in a closed loop system that sanitizes water on site and calms down and gently bottles on site,” he said in his Instagram post. “That means even less waste, reduced shipping expression and our aluminum bottles are repeatedly reused.”
In a way, happened here Is Actually comparable to an astrological event in which it drops every six years. In 2019, Momoa shaved his beautifully bushy beard to raise awareness of the fact that we drown the earth in a disposable plastic and also promote the start of Mananalu. Now he is here again and takes an electric razor to the wispies that dangle so cleverly from his chin.
So far I have not been aware that Jason Momoas Bart was something I appreciated, but I am strangely destabilized by his bare upper lip. I'm not the only grief. Momoa looks at his new naked face and laughs: “Damn, I hate it!” Was it worth it, Jason?